Sir Winston Churchill once said: “ The length of a document defends it well against the risk of its being read. ”

Granted, this newsletter is not as concise as originally intended, but we would like to urge you to enjoy a cup of coffee, or better yet – a glass of well-matured Merlot, as you review all our efforts to build the perfect mature lifestyle estate!

An update on Waterfall Manor:

After a very exciting ground breaking ceremony in February 2009, construction on Waterfall Manor with its Frail Care Centre has finally commenced. It is hard to believe that the network of foundations that we threw our coins into, at the ceremony, have now been transformed into walls that clearly outline the numerous facilities that the building will house. It is not too difficult to imagine a movie auditorium or swimming pool as you observe the current state of construction! The foundations for the central building, as well as the concrete slab for Waterfall Manor have been completed. Numerous walls and pillars are still being erected, transforming the platform into a clearly defined building. The swimming pool has been excavated and it is only a matter of time before the rest of the gymnasium reaches the same status. As a matter of fact, the ground floor will reach ceiling height in a matter of weeks. Whilst we are all eager and excited to see the final product, one should just remember the old “70/30” construction rule. Our homeowners whom are retiring from the building industry will remember this construction rule-of-thumb, which loosely states that when a building looks 70% complete, it is in fact only 30% complete.

Already, one can look through the gaping holes in the walls to see the spectacular views that are one of the many features of this building. From the conceptualization phase, we insisted that the finishes and fittings within the building are of the highest standard. The architectural team have been working around-the-clock to ensure that this impressive building is thoroughly detailed. The final interiors have been approved and soon the first furniture will be ordered. Should you wish to review this amazing progress for yourself, or enjoy a morning on site, feel free to let your sales consultant know as they will be delighted to accompany you. And remember, when entering a construction site, one should always wear a hardhat and adhere to all the other construction site rules.

Landscaping; not letting the grass grow under our feet.

In our first newsletter, we showcased some pictures of the lawns that were planted. Our dedicated team of landscapers have now moved onto the next phase by creating the most magnificent gardens between the already-constructed units. As a matter of fact, it is these general areas of the estate that will house islands of vegetation which, apart from drawing numerous bird species, will provide homeowners with even more privacy. It is important to note that this is not landscaping that is planted directly around the units, but rather the common grounds that set the tone for the entire estate. Thus far, the response to these gardens has been phenomenal and the vision for the estate is becoming clearer every day.

A duck waddles into the ladies bar at Tintswalo At Waterfall and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. Simon, the barman looks at him and says, “Hang on! You're a duck”. “I see your eyes are working”, replies the duck. “And you can talk!” exclaims the Simon. “I see your ears are working, too,” says the duck. “Now if you don't mind, can I have my beer and my sandwich please?” “Certainly, sorry about that”, says Simon the barman as he pours the duck's pint. “It's just we don't get many ducks inside this bar. What are you doing round this way?”. “I'm working on the building site of Waterfall Hills, across the road,” explains the duck. “You know, the Frail Care Centre and Manor building on the top of the hill.” “Doing what exactly?” asks Simon. “I'm a plasterer” replied the duck. The flabbergasted barman cannot believe the duck and wants to learn more, but takes the hint when the duck pulls out a newspaper from his bag and proceeds to read it. After finishing his beer and sandwich, the duck bids the barman good day and leaves. The same thing happens for two weeks. Then one day the circus comes to Monte Casino. The ringmaster stays at Tintswalo where he frequents the ladies bar. Simon the barman says to him “You're with the circus, aren't you? Well, I know this duck that could be just brilliant in your circus. He talks, drinks beer, eat sandwiches, reads the newspaper and everything!” “Sounds marvellous,” says the ringmaster, handing over his business card. “Get him to give me a call.” So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the barman says, “Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can turn you into a celebrity.” “And how do you propose we do that?” says the duck. “By joining the circus,” says the barman. “The circus?” repeats the duck. That's right,” replies the barman. “The circus?” the duck asks again. “That place with the big tent?” “Yeah,” the barman replies. “With all the animals who live in cages and performers who live in caravans?” says the duck. “Of course,” the barman replies. “And the tent has canvas sides and a big canvas roof with a hole in the middle?” persists the duck. “That's right!” says the barman. The duck shakes his head in amazement, and says ...
“What on earth would they want with a plasterer?!”

Until our next update, take care!

Martin O'Connell
Brand and Marketing Manager

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